Satirical news outlet The Onion has announced a mock acquisition of the conspiracy platform InfoWars for less than one trillion dollars. In a humorous press release, the publication pledged to expand the site's legacy of radicalization by transforming it into a digital hellscape of scams and malicious misinformation. The announcement also detailed plans to engineer a hypothetical meme so offensively potent that viewing it would cause readers to suffer fatal aneurysms.