A newly developed emulator can now boot Windows on the discontinued Intel Itanium architecture, albeit at speeds comparable to a 1990s 486 processor on modern hardware. While this milestone is a notable technical achievement, community discussions highlight that Itanium's VLIW design fundamentally failed for general-purpose computing. Specifically, the architecture's reliance on predictable memory access and complex compiler optimizations could not efficiently handle the unpredictable multitasking and virtualization demands of modern workloads.